Beauty Gets You Far

(A cute guy walks out of a store.)

C: OMG, did everyone not just want to walk out of here with that guy?

S: You know, I used to think so but then he started talking.

C: Couldn't be that bad.

S: He heard my accent and asked me where I was from. I told him South Africa. He looked at me puzzled and asked if I was an albino. (S is a Caucasian with brunette hair, olive skin, and dark eyes) It didn't end there. When I said no, he asked if I was adopted because my parents must be black.

C: Thank God he's pretty!