(Waiting in line for a haunted frat house.)
T: So have you been playing by yourself alot?
A: Yeah. Recently I changed my name to "Lollipop." Everyone thought I sucked so no one would play with me.
T: Omg...you shouldn't say that out loud.
A: ??? (takes a good 5 seconds to understand why) (suddenly mortified after seeing that surround people are trying to hide their smiles, speaks loudly and clearly). IF PEOPLE ARE EAVESDROPPING, IT ISN'T MY FAULT THAT PEOPLE HAVE THEIR HEADS IN THE GUTTER WHEN I'M TAKING ABOUT A SCREEN NAME FOR AN INNOCENT GAME!
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