New Year's Resolution 101

(After a conversation about how someone is not following her New Year's Resolution.)

B: You are breaking your New Year's Resolution already.

T: Today is Jan. 1st. It is a holiday. You don't have to follow New Year's Resolution on a holiday! Besides, on the first of the year, you should do whatever you want to do and just be happy because it sets the tone for the rest of the year.

B: That's not fair.

T: Whatever, and if you mess up, you can reset/restart on Lunar New Year.

B: Dang it! I wish you would have told me that before I kept my New Year's Resolution for today!