Spoiled But Still Wants to be Pitied

(A mother tries to use a pen from daughter's desk and finds it empty. She makes a funny face.)

M: (Sarcastically) Great~~.

D: What? Don't look at me like that! You should pity me because I don't have any working pens.

M: What?! Pity you? You own mountains of pens. There are a stack of pens in the other room!

D: Those pens are empty. I was saving them so I could glue them together to make a picture frame. You should pity me because I used up all that ink studying.

M: Pity you? You should pity me for having to pay for all that schooling!