You know you are old when...

E: How old are you?

A: 28

E: Wow. Just wait till you are 30. Something happens then.

J: (Man in his early 30s) Yeah. One day I found myself in a robe with socks and slippers bending down for a newspaper with my legs wide apart and only bending at the waist. I knew I was there.

E: (Man in his mid-30s) No, you know when you are there when you start leveraging the mailbox with one hand while you bend down for the newspaper.

H: (Man in his 40s) No, you know when you are there when you wake up and you feel hung over but you know that all you did the night before was work.