Revealing Comments

R holds "the squat" position in a public restroom. Before she knows it, she loses control of her aim and hits her pant leg leaving a round circle of dampness on the bottom of her pant leg. R never knew what it looked like when people peed on their leg before. Seeing she never knew what it looked like, R tries to pull it off as if she somehow splashed water on herself. (How she would suddenly get the bottom of the back side of her leg wet by accident, you'd never know...)

R overreacting after going back into the office: "Dang it! I spilled water on myself!"

T: "Looks like you peed down your leg and onto your pants."

R (*Shocked silent for 5 seconds*) comes to a realization then exclaims: "You only know that because you've done it before!"

T: ...